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Send in the Comb
Set to the tune of "Send in the Clowns" by Stephen Sondheim

Doesn't it itch?
I see a pair.
Me here at last having found
Lice in my hair - 
     Send in the comb.

This is so strange.
I don't approve.
Even when sitting quite still,
I feel something move.
     I really need help.
     Please send in the comb.

Just when I'd stopped
scratching my head,
Thinking that all of the vermin around me were dead,
Sitting alone in my room, ran the comb through my hair;
     Stopped in dismay...
     Guess what was there?

Why do you scratch?
My fault I fear...
I think that you've got what I've got - 
Sorry my dear.
     I'll call NPA
     Please call NPA

Their number's right here......

 

 

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The National Pediculosis Association,® Inc.
A Non-Profit Organization
Serving The Public Since 1983.

2019 marks 36 years of Service.

The NPA is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt non-profit volunteer organization, including scientific advisors, dedicated since 1983 to protecting children and their environment from the misuse and abuse of prescription and over-the-counter pesticide treatments for lice and scabies.
The LiceMeister comb® was developed by the NPA in 1997 to provide a higher standard for lice combing tools and a safe, cost-effective treatment alternative to pesticides. Proceeds from sales of the LiceMeister comb allow the NPA to be self-sustaining while accomplishing its mission.

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The LiceMeister Comb for liceremoval